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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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cancerously

alright but what if every single one of the harry potter main characters eventually have a kid that they name “Fred” without knowing anyone else also did this (so now there’s fred potter, fred weasley, fred longbottom, etc) except they’re friends so all their kids are friends and as soon as one of them gets in trouble someone’s yelling “FRED” and 3-6 kids are turning around going “WHAT DID I DO” and I think that’s exactly the kind of chaotic legacy Fred would’ve liked to leave

Source: cancerously harry potter
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soaringsparrows:
“ rebelsofshield:
“ ninastestanin:
“ christmas-type-furret:
“ This is literally the most bomb-ass D&D story I’ve ever read in my life oh my god.
”
Holy shit ._.
”
Some RP sessions have better stories than actual fiction. I mean,...
christmas-type-furret

This is literally the most bomb-ass D&D story I’ve ever read in my life oh my god.

ninastestanin

Holy shit ._.

rebelsofshield

Some RP sessions have better stories than actual fiction. I mean, goddamn.

soaringsparrows

For those having trouble reading the text:


We had a campaign in D&D where we assembled a steampunk-ish time machine. After many sessions travelling through time, uncovering mysteries and learning harsh lessons about changing history, we had to stop a time-travelling cult from destroying the gods, and therefore the world. We failed.

Our machine crashed, we were stranded earlier than we had ever been able to travel. We found the Gods, but only a few of them were present - it was as if some had never existed. Then we realised - we had to become those Gods. Our party was entirely divine (Cleric, Paladin, Avenger, Invoker), and each of us was a worshipper of a god who had been unmade - and we were the only people in existence with enough knowledge of the forgotten deities to assume their roles.

But two of the players were worshippers of Io (in his twin forms of Tiamat and Bahamut, who would of course form later after Io’s ‘death’), and only one could become Io. The other would have to be the un-created Asmodeus.

So the most just, honourable and dedicated Lawful Good paladin I’ve ever seen roleplayed became the god of tyranny and evil. If he hadn’t, the gods would never have defeated the primordials, and the world would never have been completed.

In our setting, Asmodeus is every bit the epitome of evil you would expect him to be. Nobody but the gods who abide his presence know him as otherwise. He adheres to his role because he knows he has to - and that in doing so, the world can exist. He can never tell anyone his duty, and no-one who knows can ever discuss it.

In the farthest recesses of the Nine Hells, in a chamber sealed tighter than any other in existence is a pocketwatch of finest gnome craft with a photo of his family in it - his wife, son, and little baby girl.

They were killed by an orc army marching under the orders and banner of Asmodeus. Their deaths are what drove him to become an adventurer.

Source: 420bootywizard69 dnd
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todorokiprotectionsquad

now that it’s the first month of Christmas, i will be referring to todoroki as The Peppermint Prince indefinitely and no one can stop me

allaboutshouto

I see Peppermint Prince and I raise you Christmas Tree Floof Izuku.

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i see peppermint
prince and i raise you christmas
tree floof izuku



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todorokiprotectionsquad

ASDFGHJKL;ALSJDH;;;&JDJDNEKFGL

allaboutshouto

Christmas Floof

todorokiprotectionsquad

THIS POST IS TOO POWERFUL

allaboutshouto

brilliant idea, @yanderesenpaiiii

Make way for Tinsel King

(anyone has suggestions for class 1a xmas edition?)

allaboutshouto

Every king needs an escort, amirite?

Ready when you are!

allaboutshouto

alright fam it’s December, let’s bring this back.

ref

boku-no-headcanons

This is the best thing I have ever seen and y’all need to see this too!!

Source: todorokiprotectionsquad boku no hero academia
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battlecrazed-axe-mage

Are you sure?

ancient DM proverb

theemotionaldm

Other often used DM proverbs that are actually thinly layered warnings;

“You can certainly try.”
“Do you say that in character?”
“Do you say that out loud?”
“You can try to touch it.”
“Where are you looking?”
“Are you paying attention to what’s going on over there?”
“That’s going to be hard, but I’d love to see you pull it off.”
“It’s your choice.”
“Do you really want my opinion?”

Source: battlecrazed-axe-mage dnd