ssssssssnake

cancerously:alright but what if every single one of the harry potter main characters eventually have...

littleconfusedsparrow — Sun, 24 Jun 2018 15:00:30 +0200

alright but what if every single one of the harry potter main characters eventually have a kid that they name “Fred” without knowing anyone else also did this (so now there’s fred potter, fred weasley, fred longbottom, etc) except they’re friends so all their kids are friends and as soon as one of them gets in trouble someone’s yelling “FRED” and 3-6 kids are turning around going “WHAT DID I DO” and I think that’s exactly the kind of chaotic legacy Fred would’ve liked to leave

soaringsparrows: rebelsofshield: ninastestanin: christmas-type-...

littleconfusedsparrow — Sun, 24 Jun 2018 14:30:09 +0200

soaringsparrows:

rebelsofshield:

ninastestanin:

christmas-type-furret:

This is literally the most bomb-ass D&D story I’ve ever read in my life oh my god.

Holy shit ._.

Some RP sessions have better stories than actual fiction. I mean, goddamn.

For those having trouble reading the text:

We had a campaign in D&D where we assembled a steampunk-ish time machine. After many sessions travelling through time, uncovering mysteries and learning harsh lessons about changing history, we had to stop a time-travelling cult from destroying the gods, and therefore the world. We failed.

Our machine crashed, we were stranded earlier than we had ever been able to travel. We found the Gods, but only a few of them were present - it was as if some had never existed. Then we realised - we had to become those Gods. Our party was entirely divine (Cleric, Paladin, Avenger, Invoker), and each of us was a worshipper of a god who had been unmade - and we were the only people in existence with enough knowledge of the forgotten deities to assume their roles.

But two of the players were worshippers of Io (in his twin forms of Tiamat and Bahamut, who would of course form later after Io’s ‘death’), and only one could become Io. The other would have to be the un-created Asmodeus.

So the most just, honourable and dedicated Lawful Good paladin I’ve ever seen roleplayed became the god of tyranny and evil. If he hadn’t, the gods would never have defeated the primordials, and the world would never have been completed.

In our setting, Asmodeus is every bit the epitome of evil you would expect him to be. Nobody but the gods who abide his presence know him as otherwise. He adheres to his role because he knows he has to - and that in doing so, the world can exist. He can never tell anyone his duty, and no-one who knows can ever discuss it.

In the farthest recesses of the Nine Hells, in a chamber sealed tighter than any other in existence is a pocketwatch of finest gnome craft with a photo of his family in it - his wife, son, and little baby girl.

They were killed by an orc army marching under the orders and banner of Asmodeus. Their deaths are what drove him to become an adventurer.

strikecommandergabriel: D&D was invented to trick gay people into doing math

littleconfusedsparrow — Sun, 24 Jun 2018 11:51:13 +0200

strikecommandergabriel:

D&D was invented to trick gay people into doing math

boku-no-headcanons: allaboutshouto: allaboutshouto: allaboutshouto: todorokiprotectionsquad: al...

littleconfusedsparrow — Sat, 23 Jun 2018 21:49:57 +0200

boku-no-headcanons:

allaboutshouto:

allaboutshouto:

allaboutshouto:

todorokiprotectionsquad:

allaboutshouto:

todorokiprotectionsquad:

haiku-robot:

allaboutshouto:

todorokiprotectionsquad:

now that it’s the first month of Christmas, i will be referring to todoroki as The Peppermint Prince indefinitely and no one can stop me

I see Peppermint Prince and I raise you Christmas Tree Floof Izuku.

i see peppermint
prince and i raise you christmas
tree floof izuku

^Haiku^bot^0.5. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. | Who do I read? | Contact | Beep-boop!

ASDFGHJKL;ALSJDH;;;&JDJDNEKFGL

Christmas Floof

THIS POST IS TOO POWERFUL

brilliant idea, @yanderesenpaiiii

Make way for Tinsel King

(anyone has suggestions for class 1a xmas edition?)

Every king needs an escort, amirite?

Ready when you are!

alright fam it’s December, let’s bring this back.

ref

This is the best thing I have ever seen and y’all need to see this too!!

theemotionaldm: battlecrazed-axe-mage: Are you sure? ancient DM proverb Other often used DM...

littleconfusedsparrow — Sat, 23 Jun 2018 21:47:58 +0200

theemotionaldm:

battlecrazed-axe-mage:

Are you sure?

ancient DM proverb

Other often used DM proverbs that are actually thinly layered warnings;

“You can certainly try.”
“Do you say that in character?”
“Do you say that out loud?”
“You can try to touch it.”
“Where are you looking?”
“Are you paying attention to what’s going on over there?”
“That’s going to be hard, but I’d love to see you pull it off.”
“It’s your choice.”
“Do you really want my opinion?”

Photo

littleconfusedsparrow — Sat, 23 Jun 2018 21:47:16 +0200

ummmwine:ron was going to be spiders. he just was.

littleconfusedsparrow — Sat, 23 Jun 2018 21:41:49 +0200

ummmwine:

ron was going to be spiders. he just was.

accio-shitpost:ah yes, the four hogwarts houses - punch, lie, hug, and think

littleconfusedsparrow — Sat, 23 Jun 2018 21:40:34 +0200

accio-shitpost:

ah yes, the four hogwarts houses - punch, lie, hug, and think

kemplet: memehumor: It still counts as stealth if no one lives...

littleconfusedsparrow — Sat, 23 Jun 2018 21:34:49 +0200

kemplet:

memehumor:

It still counts as stealth if no one lives to tell about it

Lawful Evil

thyrell:a necromancer is just a really late healer

littleconfusedsparrow — Sat, 23 Jun 2018 21:25:54 +0200

thyrell:

a necromancer is just a really late healer

deathoftakes:don’t let fanfiction fool you into thinking that sex is real

littleconfusedsparrow — Sat, 23 Jun 2018 21:15:01 +0200

deathoftakes:

don’t let fanfiction fool you into thinking that sex is real

larvitarr:tips for bottoming by ash ketchum

littleconfusedsparrow — Sat, 23 Jun 2018 21:14:37 +0200

larvitarr:

tips for bottoming by ash ketchum

leggomyriego:

littleconfusedsparrow — Sat, 23 Jun 2018 21:08:31 +0200

leggomyriego:

swordlesbianopinions: Ideal video game: - i can flirt with girls - i have a sword - animals can be...

littleconfusedsparrow — Sat, 23 Jun 2018 21:02:02 +0200

swordlesbianopinions:

Ideal video game:

- i can flirt with girls

- i have a sword

- animals can be pet

- theres like a bunch of accessibility options and zero button mashing

- i dont have to choose between style and stats, because all the equipment in the game is stylish and functional

- i get to kiss girls also

venturemist:Hufflepuff and Slytherins being friends like

littleconfusedsparrow — Sat, 23 Jun 2018 20:47:49 +0200

venturemist:

Hufflepuff and Slytherins being friends like

Photo

littleconfusedsparrow — Sat, 23 Jun 2018 20:37:06 +0200

envy-kitty: New alignment chart Lawful Tired: You’re tired but...

littleconfusedsparrow — Sat, 23 Jun 2018 19:38:25 +0200

envy-kitty:

New alignment chart

Lawful Tired: You’re tired but you’re going to wait for nighttime to go to bed even though it never works

Neutral Tired: You’re tired and tbh you aren’t going to take it to extremes but you’ve thought about it and you take naps when you can

Chaotic Tired: You’ve been tired for 50 years. You’re sleeping right fucking now. You stop doing something for two seconds and immediately nap. The house is on fire. Wake up, bitch.

Lawful Stupid: You remember that one time you forgot your McDonald’s food was on the top of your car and you drove off with it on top? That.

True Stupid: Ben & Jerry’s grape ice cream. That one time you turned in a paper 5 days late and tried to argue that it was a misunderstanding.

Chaotic Stupid: Putting your spoon in the microwave knowing full well that it would go up in flames but you needed the spoon to be hot so you could scoop ice cream easier.

Lawful Bastard: You’re a bastard with a moral code. So you might not actually knock a child over but youre gonna laugh when the little shit falls over or you see it happen in a video.

Neutral Bastard: You are a bastard in everything you do. Not extremely bastard, or too unbastard, but bastard enough. Your friend falls down a flight of stairs and you cackle. You run TheBootyDiaries account on tumblr.

Chaotic Bastard: Bastard incarnate. You just are. Solas, Edward Elric, Meatloaf the Cat, Kirby. All bastards.

Photo

littleconfusedsparrow — Sat, 23 Jun 2018 19:32:34 +0200

enigmaticagentalice: reapersun: konkoa: This has been a...

littleconfusedsparrow — Sat, 23 Jun 2018 19:27:05 +0200

enigmaticagentalice:

reapersun:

konkoa:

This has been a PSA.

I’m trying not to reblog posts on this blog but I feel that this is important to post here.

on a related note:

ironmanstan: incredible

littleconfusedsparrow — Sat, 23 Jun 2018 19:15:45 +0200

ironmanstan:

incredible